The Airportline: Observations

I’m over consuming raisins. I wonder if it might give me any long term side effects. If there is some unknown version of cancer which attacks if you consume over 200 raisins a day? I remember when there was a call from a grant-needing research center in Sweden claiming that you could get cancer if you ate chips that had been burned. The consumption of chips in Sweden dived after this worrying information, and football fans all over the country had to sit with their beer and eat peanuts instead. Some people called it ‘the great depression’. After some time, after the research centre made sure it had gotten financing to look further into the matter, it was concluded that someone would have to eat several kilos of burned potatoes chips to get cancer. All chips lovers could go back to their nutritious habit. And out there, in the dark woods of Sweden a man in love with burned chips is weeping as he realizes what he has done. But I keep consuming raisins since no research center with a cash flow problem has told me not to.