The Airportline: Observations

‘You might as well put your dick on the table’ I told a friend of mine at a bar once. We had been there for a while, drinking beer or wine. My friend arrives and puts down a large beer on the table and I see an opportunity to connect the beer to a phallus symbol. My friend is puzzled, not expecting to be verbally assaulted before he even got the chance to sit down and have one sip of his beer. Instead a Swedish guy yells that his beer is some kind of exhibition of manhood. I do that sometime, say things at the wrong moment.