Tactics for dog people

Posted by Patrik Edvardsson | Posted on 9:47 PM

My floorball team is occupied by hard working, beer drinking, money counting, bone cracking, men. As this year is getting started with some cup games this coming weekend (that I will miss since I am going to Dublin) it has been decided that we need to learn some tactics since some of last years game didn't really deliver on that point. So, enter the motivation why we should care and study tactics:

First- Please read the Playbook before Thursday training. Now all of our 17 players (except ***) have been told "live" some more tactics and I just thought to comment on it further.

See it like this:
You are in a Bar and you see this beautiful girl...mmm. After a couple of beers (training) you dare to go up for a talk but unfortunately she is just about to leave so you have to improvise and be fast (pick it up fast and you will be awarded) so you ask if she does not want to meet for dinner/drinks/picknic (you figure it out) next afternoon. She says YES....at the date...after some nervous talks for an hour you go for the unexpected kiss....and YES she answers with a kiss back...
2 years later....you wake up with 2 kids, a dog, a volvo and you are so happy...

Summary:
- Do not resist it, you will enjoy it so much when it all comes together and works well. :)
- You will be awarded with some patience and hard work :)

Oh, yes, this is the reality of the floorball world. We are all simple minded, Volvo loving dog people. And, we use an abundance of smiley's in our mail correspondence.

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